American Hero: Prez Rickard

Posted on July 4, 2024 by bloodlinematt

Welcome back to Rotten Ink. I am sure you are like me and the 2020 Presidential Race drained you mentally as it was a crazy one that split the nation and had many Americans at each other’s throats, but I am not going to lie, I love the history and excitement of the race for our nation’s next president later this very year. And what better way to talk about July 4^th and an American Hero, than to cover an American comic president that was part of the DC Comic Universe. I am talking about Prez Rickard, who was elected President at the age of 18 thanks to a massive youth movement in the government. So let’s all gather around the grill and make up some burgers, dogs and even some veggie burgers, and let’s talk about the American Hero Prez before the fireworks fill the sky and allow us to celebrate our Independence. What a fun holiday this is as it’s really a way for family, friends and neighbors to come together with great food, great conversations and fun entertainment.

The United States started way back on July 4, 1776 when we broke away from British rule and our Constitution was created on September 17, 1787 and presented to the people on September 28 and these are the foundation and rules that we live by the real voices, rights and freedom of our people. Our first President was George Washington, a man who had fought in wars and was a true hero and he came into office on April 30, 1789 and would remain there until March 4, 1797! And as of this update we have had 46 Presidents lead us with the current one being Joe Biden. Over the years we have had many greats like our 16^th President Abe Lincoln, who was in charge and tried to hold our nation together during the Civil War and wanted to put an end to slavery! He was also a great amateur wrestler! And he was only one of many great Presidents and while some are better then others they all have left a mark on our Nation. Nowadays we have two big political parties and they are Democrat and Republican and we also have Green and Independent among a few smaller ones. And I am sure you all know that our President lives in the White House that is located in Washington D.C. and they can run for two four year terms and have a Vice President as well as a Cabinet members that help them during their terms. Plus Presidents have Congress that helps on big decisions that can affect Americans as well as foreign relations. I have voted in every Presidential election since I have been of age to do so and I will always do so as long as I am alive, as I find it to be very important to our nation as well as to yourself as an American. I am not going to get into who I voted for or what party I lean more toward as that’s always a red hot topic that causes tempers, arguments and fights among people and this blog is more about fun! I will say that my favorite President to read about is George Washington, and I have been to D.C. and seen the White House and our Government buildings and monuments. And one day I hope to do a Sparkle Comic based on George Washington.

William Henry Harrison was the 9^th President Of The United States and was a well respected Congress Man, Military Man and so much more. And he was an Ohio Politician and was a Senator for the state. And was an over all interesting politician and one that you should read up on if you are into American History and seriously after you read this blog update give his history a read. But William Henry Harrison is best known for being elected as our 9^th President and was apart of the Wig Party and was only in office from March 4, 1841 to only April 4, 1841 and had the shortest term in office! You see while in the White House for a short amount of time he fell very ill on March 26, 1841 and by the 28^th he had a high fever and doctors came in to try and help him, but all their treatments failed and he continued to get weaker and weaker that lead to his passing on April 4^th making him only President for a month. His illness and death was said to be from many things from septic shock, pneumonia as well as just a cold that got out of hand. But one thing is for sure that he was President for the shortest time and with his passing John Tyler his Vice President stepped into the role.

Prez Rickard is a 18 year old kid who grew up in a small town that was known for having so many clocks throughout town but the downside was that they were all off on time, and after fixing them all and getting some press, he is selected and tricked into running for government offices by a corrupt politician as a youth movement is sweeping over America. While at first he was going to be used as a pawn, they soon learn that Prez has a pure heart and wants to do what’s right for America and takes on all threats to freedom and safety! While the old geezers of Washington do not like him, he is well loved by the people as they see his good heart and his want to do the right thing. He takes on all issues that are affecting Americans and even fills his cabinet with youthful minds to make a real change. His best friend is Eagle Free, a Native American teen that he meets in the woods and later makes him the head of the F.B.I. Over the years he has had four issues released and has appeared in many other comics over the decades and even has been seen alongside superheroes like Superman. Prez even had a re-launch comic mini series in 2015 and this time is a teenage girl named Beth Ross who is elected President via Twitter in 2036, this was only 6 issues and was meet with mostly positive reviews. While Prez Rickard is not a super iconic DC Comic character he is one that has left his mark in that Universe and also is truly a forgotten hhero.

And with it being July 4^th and us talking about Presidents I would also like to take a moment to chat about a classic toy series that I have been collecting and as of this update have all of them that have been released and I am talking about the Marx Presidents line that are mini plastic American Presidents from George Washington to Joe Biden that can be set on a base that looks like the steps to the Lincoln Monument and to me are super cool and remind me of my youth as my grandparents on my dad’s side had an old set of these in their basement for decades. The original Marx series ended with Richard Nixon but after that an awesome fan going by historic figures has kept it up and picked up finishing the line had has released Gerald Ford to Joe Biden and these are fantastic and fit in with the originals so well. And who knows maybe this year I will be able to get a new Marx president for my collection depending on the outcome of this year’s election. But I just wanted to share my love for these underrated and often over looked toy series and wanted to share this picture of my collection.

As you can see, Prez is a young hip teenage president who has a vision and that vision is for a peaceful loving America! And I am sure you can smell those burgers cooking on the grill so I think its time for us to get to the reviews! And I would like to thank Game Swap Kettering for having these comics in stock and making this American Hero update possible! And I would also like to say that this will be a first time read for me and I am very much looking forward to this as I am a fan of Joe Simon as he is the co-creator of Captain America and he will always have my respect. I need to also remind you all that I grade these comics on a star scale of 1 to 4 and am looking for how well the comics stay to the source material, its entertainment value and its art and story. So if you are ready, lets’ see what kind of platforms and bills this young President has in store for us.

Prez # 1 ***
Released in 1973 Cover Price .20 DC Comics # 1 of 4

Prez Rickard is a teenager who is the head of the stock car club, drives a blue race car he calls Lollipop and lives in the small town of Steadfast, the downside to this town is that its filled with clocks that are all off and give the wrong times and this cause chaos in the town, and his mission is to fix all the clocks to make them on time. Meanwhile in the crime ridden city of Central City things are getting out of hand as water ways are polluted, people are being robbed, cops have been bribed and the teens are being beat up in the streets during protests about the corruption that is all being done by Boss Smiley who wants more power and goes to his cousin Misery Marko who is a ad genius who is going to help them find a teen candidate to run for senate that they can control. Once they read about Prez fixing the clocks they visit him at his home and trick him into being their candidate, and on the way back to the city Boss Smiley almost causes a forest fire by discarding a cigar and the fire is put out by a Native American teen names Eagle Free who has a bad feeling about the cars that just passed. Some time passes and Prez becomes a senator and on Boss Smiley’s word they hold a press conference that has Prez blowing up some forest to build a highway and that’s when Eagle Free and his animal friends to attack the construction crew and as Prez gives chase he is wised up by Eagle who informs him of the evils of Smiley, and they two even break into his office and find all the evidence. Prez is elected to the senate and then very quickly to President as the age is lowered from 35 to 18 and he wins running under the Flower Party. Once in office he makes Eagle Free the head of the F.B.I and has a vice president that they hide in shadow.

What a strange comic that comes from the mind of Joe Simon, one of the co-creators of Captain America that is all about the youth running the world as America has been taken over by greed, corruption thanks to big business and how both Democrats and Republicans have allowed it as they have became rich from doing so. Prez Rickard is a good kid who tries his best to help his small town by fixing their clocks, as well as entertains then with his race car club. It’s clear that while being conned into getting into Government he is tricked into doing a few bad things that hurts nature and makes rich people richer, but once he finds out the truth he does what he can to right the wrongs and gets elected to President really fast. Eagle Free is also a good kid who is close friends with animals, tries to protect nature and befriends Prez and becomes the head of the F.B.I allowing him to look into the evils of corruption. While Boss Smiley is a total scumbag who cares nothing about people and is all about money and keeping people down, he will use anyone to gain control and power and has no respect from animals and nature and would destroy it all in order to turn a profit. The comic has a part political message mixed with humor and they even break the fourth wall as our cast know they are in a comic book and even want you to guess who the Vice President is! I have no real guesses besides maybe John F. Kennedy or Clark Kent (Superman) maybe? The comic has an original feel to it and does its job at being entertaining, yet also makes you think of the state of our politics back then and even still to this day. And this far I like both Prez and Eagle Free as characters as they both seem like honest teens who care about doing the right thing and fighting the evils of Boss Smiley who is everything that is wrong with the world wrapped up in once character. The cover is really cool and eye catching and does a great job of capturing the fun nature of the comic, and the interior art by Jerry Grandebetti is great and captures a playful superhero meets kids comic look. Over all a good first issue with an interesting concept and I am looking forward to see what issue two has in store for me.

Prez # 2 **1/2
Released in 1973 Cover Price .20 DC Comics # 2 of 4

Prez and Eagle Free are traveling all around the world and trying to bring world peace, but every nation puts on a front that they are happy as violence and war is raging all around. Once back to the White House he has a meeting with Chessking a weird world-class player who won the gold in the Olympics against the Russians and is set for a press conference along side Prez, as the press interview goes on Chessking comes of as a cocky jerk. Meanwhile the Russian Coach Krudnik and the Chess Queen are mad at the remarks of Chessking and challenge him to a game of live action chess, and he accepts! The chess game takes place in a arena and in attendance is Prez and Eagle Free as well as many fans as well as the press, and during the match Krudnik zaps Chessking with a wave gun that drives him crazy and causes America to loose the match, and be taken away by the police. Prez wants Eagle Free to look into this madness, a few days latter Chess Pawn Knight robots that are really bombs start attacking the landmarks around Washington and all fingers are point at the Chessking as the man behind the attacks and Senator’s Ebeneezer and McNitty are calling for impeachment hearings as they want Prez out of office! Eagle Free and Prez head to the mansion of Chessking and soon find themselves under attack by pawns and once they escape and get inside the find that the Chessking is really a prisoner in his own home and that it has been Chess Queen who has been sending the bombs out, and they of course stop and arrest her and set the King free. In the end as Prez is in his office listing to a Senator yelling at him a sniper fires and hits someone in the office, and we end on that cliffhanger.

This second issue of Prez is a very strange and silly adventure that takes our teenage President on a journey to figure out who is using chess pawn knight robots as bombs to attack places all around D.C. and cause chaos and panic in America. Prez in this issues still shows that he is a good guy who cares about people and American Pride, but that he is also clueless to the wars and terror that is happening around the world. Prez also is clearly fearless and investigates and rushes into danger in order to save lives and solve crimes. Eagle Free who is the head of the F.B.I has his office outside in the woods as he does not trust his own employees, but he is clearly very wise and is the one smartest character in this comic series. We also find out that the vice president is Martha Rickard that is his mother and who worries about his health and still treats Prez as her son and not her boss. Cheesking is a greedy, ego driven slimy guy who is smart and great at chess but only plays in order to get money. And the Chees Queen and her Russian Chess team are silly villains, but they do manage to destroy some of our countries biggest landmarks like the Lincoln Memorial. This comic is super silly and while it is humorous there is a message to it all as many parts are laced with political statements that is trying to get us readers thinking about politics and the issues that can effect us all. I also must point out that this issue has a big Scooby-Doo vibe of who is the phantom person that is behind the attack on the monuments. I also have to say I was WAY off on my guess who the Vice President was and I have to say it’s a little lackluster that it’s his Mom. Now let me try and guess who the Sniper will be and I am saying it will be a masked man that is form a company that the government is no longer turning a blind eye to their terrible doings. The cover for this issue is ok and not all that eye-catching and I could see how if could have gotten lost on the spinner rack. The interior art is done by Jerry Grandenetti and is good stuff just like last issue. While not as great as the first issue this second issue still has lots of charm and makes me look forward to reading the third issue in the series.

Prez # 3 **1/2
Released in 1974 Cover Price .20 DC Comics # 3 of 4

The White House is under attack by the Minute Men who is lead by the great, great, great nephew of George Washington named Gregor Washington and they fire a shell through a window and inside is little person Baron Von Stomp who warns the president not to ban firearms, and Senator Fireside enters as well and agrees that the bill should not be signed. After the dust settles Eagle Free goes to look into the Minute Men as Prez now wants to sign in the gun banned more then ever. While at camp Gregor and his men are freezing as its winter and their supplies are super low and it’s clear he is a little crazy. Before Prez can sign the bill a sniper fires into the White House and everyone is being super quite on weather or not Prez is alive, and the nation awaits the news in sorrow. Gregor Washington and his Minute Men decide to attack the White House now that the fate of Prez is unknown and even take down the National Guard, while in the forest Prez is injured but alive and is meeting with Eagle Free and Generals about what’s the plan to stop the Minute Men as he does not want blood spilled. Prez challenges Gregor to a fight to the death to prevent any more innocent lives lost, and Gregor cheats and gets his man Hood a martial arts expert to dress as him to enter the fight. Prez wins the fight but the Army and Minute Men clash any way, in the end Hood knocks out Gregor as he was really a F.B.I Agent working for Eagle Free and this uprising comes to an end. In the end Prez and Eagle Free are hanging out in his office and wondering whom the assassin is that tried to take his life.

This third issue is lots of fun and has the old government war machine clashing with the 70’s war machine and tackles the subject of does talking win wars or does weapons win them. The Prez is anti guns in this issues and wants to sign a bill that makes owning and selling them off limits, but soon has to grow as a person and realize that guns as defense are important and that cool words and catch phrases only get you so far. He is also once more shown to be brave as he fist fights a bigger opponent in order to stop a war and save lives, as well is slightly in fear as a unknown person wants him dead! Eagle Free is once more the smart one as he has a spy Agent Hood join the other side and stage it that he would be the one that fights the Prez. The Assassin is still unknown and does hit Prez with a bullet, and who knows at this point if we ever will find out their identity. Gregor Washington who is a distant relative to the 1^st American President George Washington is my favorite bad guy this far as he is clearly crazy and wants to dress and act like his ancestor! Gregor is so nuts that he wants to have war with America with his Minute Men and even has wooden teeth! The fact that this silly comic series shows war and clearly has people dying is crazy and not fitting for the normal mood of this series, and yet I love this more harsh reality element. The pacing of this issue is a little weird and some elements seem very disjointed and the story is kind of all over the place. I would say that this cover is good and eye catching and interior art by Jerry Grandenetti is great as always. Over all another solid issue in this series with hands down the silliest and coolest bad guy we have meet this far in the Prez universe is Gregor Washington! Lets see what the fourth and final issue has in store for us.

Prez # 4 **1/2
Released in 1974 Cover Price .20 DC Comics # 4 of 4

Prez and Eagle Free are in Moravia and have helped them build a canal that helps water their crops and will help them grow as a nation. Once back at the White House the Prez finds out that China is not a happy about the help to Moravia and late that night a helicopter shaped like a bat lands at the White House and a werewolf named Ambassador Wolfman comes out and his attacked by the secret service, and the fight lasts all night and finally Wolfman tells Prez he is here for business as he represents Count Dracula and the people of Transylvania and they are really mad over the canal as its stealing water from them and they want it dismantles, Prez refuses and Wolfman alerts them that this means war as he storms out. That night as Prez goes to bed for the night a tiny coffin that was hidden in the White House opens and a legless Count Dracula comes out from it on a rolling board and tries to attack Prez, who is saved by Eagle Free. As Count Dracula escapes into the night Prez knows that this really does mean war and he tells Congress his plan and they think the youngster has lost his mind talking about Vampires. While in the war room with the Army word gets to them that Count Dracula and Ambassador Wolfman are on their way with a plane full of bats with rabies! Eagle Free has an idea and he and Prez head to the woods and Eagle tells him that his bird friends are going to go on a suicide mission and bring the plane down, and they do just that many birds fly into the planes engine and causes it to crash into the ocean and this also brings an end to Count Dracula and Ambassador Wolfman who were on board. And after the threat of the rabid bats is over the drama for Prez and the nation starting to turn on him is one the horizon.

This fourth issue brings the strange world of Prez and adds a little bit of horror to the mix to make a very strange issue that oddly brings the end of the series. It’s very clear that this issue was not the planned last as the issue ends on a cliffhanger of Prez having a backlash over his issue of war declaration as well as talks of vampires. The plot of this issue is very silly and lots of fun and Prez and Eagle Free make enemies of Count Dracula and his Wolfman by helping a near by nation that takes away the drinking supply of the nation of Vampires, and it’s the Americans birds that give their lives in order to stop a rabies attack on America. Prez who is young thinks that he can help everyone in the world and does not really realize when you have this kind of power one action of friendship could cause equal amounts of enemies. And Prez looses his cool when an attempt at his life is made and he goes straight into war mode and wants to destroy those who wish him dead. I also like that because of his brash young ideas and emotions that both the young and old in America are starting to question if young eighteen year olds should be the President. Eagle Free the young Native American teenager who is also the head of the F.B.I is the best character in the series and is the one who saves Prez from the vampire attack and is also the one who talks his bird friends into given their lives in order to stop an attack on Washington. Count Dracula is angry, legless and wants to fight a war using bats that have rabies to infect American people, and this is all due to his nations drink supply being cut off. Dracula also has a werewolf as his nations Ambassador. This is a very strange series and Joe Simon does a great job of bringing in comedy as well as messages that make you think about the topics at hand, I also think that his strange humor was a perfect fit for this political comic in the 70’s. It’s a shame that the comic series came to an end with no real closing and final issue leaves all us readers on a cliffhanger. And who would ever think that a comic about politics and a fake American President would be so entertaining! The cover for this issue is ok and looks more like a Horror Comic then a comedy one and the interior art by Jerry Grandenetti is fantastic and I love the way he draws Dracula. So if you like 70’s Comics, Weird Comedy, Count Dracula, DC Comics, American Politics, Joe Simon’s Writing and Good Reads then check out Prez as its all of the above and more. But check out the artwork below to see the style of Grandenetti and see if you like his Dracula as much as I do.

So as you can see, Prez is an American Hero in his own way as he fixed a town’s clocks, helped solve crimes and even defeated Count Dracula all to help save America! But speaking of America I am sure all you friends and readers are gearing up to head to fireworks and celebrate America’s Independence so I think its time for me to wrap up this America Hero update so we can all enjoy this holiday, and I want to think you all for spending a part of your Fourth with me here on Rotten Ink and I hope that you all enjoy these American Hero updates and they help make your holiday even more special! And before we go head our separate ways, I would like to let you know that our next update will be one that celebrates the Monster Bash Convention and will be about Creepshow, the amazing film that had George Romero teaming with Stephen King! So until next time, read a DC Comic or three, watch a movie or two and as always support your local Horror Host! See you next update, and let’s hope we don’t get any meteor sh** on us!

American Hero: G.I. Zombie

Posted on July 4, 2022 by bloodlinematt

Welcome back to Rotten Ink, and Happy 4^th of July! And I am sure you are like me and waiting for the fireworks to fill the sky while eating some grilled food and chatting with friends, and as well thinking about American Heroes. Today’s topic is a strange one as he is a zombie, a solider and a hero! I am talking about the DC Horror character Jared Kabe also known as G.I. Zombie who is a member of the U.S. Army in the DC Universe and does what he can to keep our nation safe! So while the burgers are on the grill and the fireworks are still a little while away, let’s take a look at the American Hero: G.I. Zombie. And also keep in mind this is 10 Years of Rotten Ink, and I would like for you readers to take a moment and think about your favorite hero in your life from the past or present and to sit back a relax and as always thank you for spending a small part of your Holiday with Rotten Ink.

Jared Kabe is an American Army Soldier who has been working for the government for many decades and has been involved in many wars for his country, and he as lasted as the nation’s ultimate soldier for so many years because he is in fact dead and is a zombie that is sent into what would be suicide missions for any living soldier! So if there are bio weapons in play, chemical attacks or even good old-fashioned zombie plagues, the man for the job is Jared Kabe who is code-named G.I. Zombie. The powers that Jared has are that he is skilled in military combat, he is stronger than a normal living human, he has great use of his senses, can regenerate after being wounded and more important he is immortal! The character of G.I. Zombie was the created by the creative team of Jimmy Palmiotti, Scott Hampton and Justin Gray in 2014 for DC Comics who was making an attempt to update their universe. And weird enough G.I. Zombie is not really used by DC Comics anymore and for the most part he only lasted the one-year of his release. While not a major player in the world of DC Horror or even DC War Heroes, he is still an interesting character who had his readers that enjoyed his issues.

G.I. Zombie is a character that I just learned about in late 2021, or should I say paid attention too as he was never on my radar as in modern times I have paid very little attention to DC Comics and he just never was a Horror Comic that I picked up at the local comic shops as most of the time I have found most of DC’s Horror Comic work to be a little weak with Swamp Thing, Man-Bat and House Of Mystery being the ones that I find to be really good. And I think really that in 2014 the Zombie comic trained started by Walking Dead from Image Comics has started to be over done and that is also why I paid no attention to G.I. Zombie. Over the years I have found myself being a little less picky about Horror Comics I read when it comes to the big two companies Marvel & DC as sometimes they are the better offerings they have as their main Superhero titles have been very poorly written for many years now in my opinion, and the Horror titles I feel lets the creators have a little more freedom in the stories they are telling. What makes me intrigued about G.I. Zombie is that I know nothing about the character and I am looking forward to seeing if they play more on the spooky aspect of the character or the army hero…or will it be a great blend of the two? Regardless of what angle DC Comics goes with the character I will say that Jared Kabe aka G.I. Zombie is an American Hero in the world of Comic Books and that is why he is getting this American Hero update.

So as you can see, the burgers are almost done on the grill and it’s inching so much closer to firework time so I think we should get into the comic review part of this American Hero update that I have to say is also a DC Horror update for this 10 Year Celebration for Rotten Ink! I want to thank Game Swap Kettering and Lone Star Comics for having these issues in stock and making this update possible. I want to also remind you that I grade these comics on a star scale of 1 to 4 and am looking for how well the comics stay to the source material, its entertainment value and its art and story. So grab a sparkler and your favorite cold beverage, and let’s make a toast to G.I. Zombie and see what his comic series was all about. Oh and on a side note, this series is called “Star Spangled War Stories G.I. Zombie” but for the sake of this update we will just shorten the title to G.I. Zombie.

G.I. Zombie # 1 ***
Released in 2014 Cover Price $2.99 DC Comics # 1 of 8

At a small bar in the backwoods of Mississippi recent released female prisoner Carmen King meets Duke and his men who have just captured a F.B.I Agent and have him tied up in the back of the bar and worse the Agent have been beaten up and will not spill the beans on how many are with him and were they are based out of. Carmen in order to impress Duke and get a job with his outlaw gang tortures and shoots the Agent in the head killing him when her interrogation does not work. Carmen takes the body of the agent away and Duke sets up a night meeting time for the two. We soon find out that the agent is G.I. Zombie who repairs his body and that Carmen is working with him. The two while having to work together do not know each other and Carmen is a little nervous about having to stay in a motel with a zombie. As Carmen takes a shower and then goes to bed, G.I. Zombie sneaks out of the room and ends up attacking and killing a man who was abusing his wife in front of a gas station, he kills the man to eat him…but sadly he does so in front of the mans wife and child. Later that night Carmen and Zombie head to the farm that is were Duke told Carmen to meet him, and they have a car wreck when Carmen hits a deer and they have to travel by foot. Once they arrive at the farm the notice that Duke and his gang of outlaws have missiles!

The first issue of G.I. Zombie is really good and they drop us right into the story that has our undead solider teaming up with a female agent in order to bring down an outlaw group that is dealing in stolen guns and more. We learn that G.I. Zombie has been around for a very long time and has always survived his country and really loves America, we also see that while he is a good guy he still craves human flesh and feeds on it when he can get it. His uncanny powers of not being able to die and being able to reattach cut off limbs and heal up his wounds is really cool and very useful in his line of work. Carmen King from what we gather is a good solider/agent who is doing her job, but clearly only kind of trust her undead partner, as she knows very little about him and his character. Duke and his gang are a bunch of outlaws who look like they deal in all types of crime from murder to stolen guns and I am sure while he looks like the big fish now, someone else is truly calling the shots. The comic has some blood and gore in it and that was nice to see and some moments are gruesome like when G.I. Zombie is shot in the head by Carmen so she could impress Duke and his gang. The issue also does a great job of ending on a cliffhanger as our heroes see missiles are part of the groups weapons they have stockpiled and this is proof that Duke is working for a bigger threat. The cover for issue one is really good and eye catching and captures both the War and Horror aspects of the series, and the interior art by Scott Hampton is not the style I like in comics but it is really good work. Over all a great start for this series, and I am looking forward to see what happens in issue two.

G.I. Zombie # 2 ***
Released in 2014 Cover Price $2.99 DC Comics # 2 of 8

Carmen arrives alone at the gate and is let in to see Duke after she alerts the guard that she has had a car wreck and that is why she is late. Meanwhile G.I. Zombie is out in the woods and takes out one of Duke’s men and then takes another hostage with the threat of eating him alive he is able to get some info as well as the man’s cellphone in order to hear the communication between the rest of the outlaws. While inside a deadly virus has been delivered to Duke and as the two that dropped it off leave G.I. Zombie is able to snap a picture of them and send it to his bosses via the stolen phone. Carmen is shown by Duke a massive pot field on the farm compound and he then starts talking to her about his distaste for the government and if she has the same dislike he wants to offer her a job with his group. But G.I. Zombie is spotted and the alarm goes off and Duke has Carmen leave with some of his people to go to another secret farm compound while G.I. Zombie has a shootout with the outlaws, and Zombie gets back up when Commander Gravedigger and fellow soldiers show up to help in the fight. Duke has his men fire off one of the missiles that has the virus inside it and its headed toward Washington D.C., but G.I. Zombie jumps on the missile and pulls out wires and causes it to crash into a small town in Tennessee.

This second issue is as good as the first as this story progresses and has me drawn in on what is going to happen next! In this issue Carmen and G.I. Zombie make it to the farm hideout of Duke and his militia outlaw group and while Carmen gets deeper in their ranks, G.I. Zombie finds himself trying to stop a virus carrying missile that will have collateral damage of human life. G.I. Zombie in this issue shows that he is also very skilled in combat as he uses guns as well as his zombie ways to take out many of the outlaws and its clear that he is very hard to stop and those who face him seen see the horror that this solider can inflict on them. Carmen meanwhile has to play it cool and build up trust with Duke who is clearly a very dangerous man who is now also getting bio-weapons from some government agency or maybe its ones made up of former workers, we will have to read more issues to find out. And Duke and his outlaw militia clearly are dangerous and do not care about how many people die in their quest to stick it to the government, and they have all tools and weapons to really be a threat. I like how the officer in charge of this mission is called Gravedigger, a nice touch sense he is in charge of a zombie soldier. The issue has some good blood and gore moments of G.I. Zombie eating some flesh and the story is really good and does a good job of keeping you interested as a reader. The cover for this issue I have is cool and eye catching even though it’s also misleading as G.I. Zombie does not parachute into battle at all. The interior art is done by Scott Hampton and is again really good if you like the more modern style art in comic books. With that the series is staying strong and I want to see what chaos this missile is going to cause and what will Carmen witness next from this outlaw group.

G.I. Zombie # 3 ***
Released in 2014 Cover Price $2.99 DC Comics # 3 of 8

The missile goes down in Tennessee and G.I. Zombie knows that the virus inside it will cause a zombie outbreak and it seems that the animals around are now attacking him in aggression is it cause of the virus or are they just scared. Meanwhile Gravedigger has captured Duke who is not giving up any information on what his group is truly up to and who is the people behind getting them the weapons. Meanwhile Carmen is with some of the outlaws on their way to the farm and she is trying to get as much information out of them as possible. Back in the small town the animals are infected by the virus and when they are biting people its making them infected as well with a sort of rabies that is turning everyone in contract with a bite into a zombie in seconds. G.I. Zombie ties up an infected person and finds the towns doctor when they find that the people who are infected are pretty much brain dead and a cure is unlikely, and then the G.I. Zombie safely gets the doctor and her assistant home safe and then gets the towns exits from the mayor to give to Gravedigger who is on his way with soldiers to try and contain the outbreak. As G.I. Zombie waits on one of the bridges out of town he is attack by a horde of zombies and is fighting them off, as he cannot let one single human or animal that is infected to leave the town.

This poor small town gets infected by a virus that was unleashed by a nut job who is anti government, but all he did was hurt the innocent people in a town by infecting them and the animals with a zombie rabies! We know that the animals are the first to be infected by the virus and that when they bite people the virus passes and they become raging zombies who kill and infect others. G.I. Zombie is not scared of being infected but does hate watching and having to kill the animals and feels bad for the people who are being hunted down by those infected, but when it comes to protecting the innocent people as well as the fellow towns he goes into solider mode and will do what must be done. Meanwhile Carmen is still on her road trip to the other farm and is not getting too much information for her female road buddy. Gravedigger and his soldiers have captured Duke and are now on their way to the infected town to back up G.I. Zombie to contain the virus the best they can. The end also is a nice cliffhanger as G.I. Zombie armed with a knife is being over taken by a massive zombie horde that are on the path of getting out of the town and spreading this infection to a wider population. The issue has some blood and really is doing a great job of keeping me interested in the storyline as well as wondering what is next for the characters. The cover for this issue is really cool and has G.I. Zombie fighting a zombie horde and like before the interior artwork by Scott Hampton is good stuff. DC Comics and the creators behind this series have delivered a good series this far and let’s see if they can keep it up in the fourth issue.

G.I. Zombie # 4 ***
Released in 2015 Cover Price $2.99 DC Comics # 4 of 8

Carmen and her escort who’s named Cat find a motel room and while trying to rest she has a nightmare about a helicopter crash she was the only survivor in during a war, and even when up she can not get any info out of Cat about were they are going. Meanwhile G.I. Zombie breaks free from the zombie horde and finds a safe place on top of a building and watches as Gravedigger and the army show up and blow up the zombies, once G.I. Zombie joins them they find that the infected can drive some what and this adds to the possibility of them leaving the town so Gravedigger and G.I. Zombie must act fast to fully contain this. Meanwhile Cat and Carmen arrive at a massive spa in the middle of nowhere that is the hidden base and Carmen meets Forrest, the money man behind Duke and his movement, and she also notices that he himself has weapons of all types around him.

This issue is very fast paced and we get more information on many of the characters as well as some questions are answered. G.I. Zombie himself goes from being out numbered and fighting off zombies to escaping the attack and spending some time on a flat tar roof of a store and ends the issue alongside the army and Gravedigger as they try and figure out the best way to stop this virus from spreading. While on the other hand, we learn that Carmen was the sole survivor of a helicopter crash and this is what haunts her dreams and drives her to protect her country. We also see that she might be in over her head when she finally arrives at the next hidden base location as it is packed with weapons. Forrest is a rich man who is clearly the moneyman behind this home grown terrorist group and is investing in even more weapons to fight the fight and this includes more of the zombie virus as well as suits that can take bullets and is indestructible! I really think that Forrest and his indestructible suits will be a huge pain for G.I. Zombie in the coming issues, I also hope that Carmen’s cover is not blown as the odds would be against her as her army friends have no clue to were she is even at. The issue has some blood and the story is good as the zombies can drive adds even more drama, horror and stress for the army to deal with! The cover is great and has G.I. Zombie and Carmen backed into a massive tree on a hill and are surrounded by zombies and this is very eye catching. And like a broken record the interior art by Scott Hampton is good stuff, so with that said again I have to say that DC Comics are on a good stretch as this was another great issue and G.I. Zombie is proven to be one of their best modern series for me. So let’s see what issue five has in store for us, and I am going to guess it will be a fun Horror War Comic surrounded by a simple yet entertaining story.

G.I. Zombie # 5 ***
Released in 2015 Cover Price $2.99 DC Comics # 5 of 8

G.I. Zombie is back in the small town and is having issues as his craving for flesh is taking control as he needs to eat and soon before he loses control, so they send for a child killer on death row and is sent into a tent with Zombie who eats him and gets back on track to save America. Meanwhile Carmen is shown around the base by Forrest who alerts her to some of the over all plan that he and his groups have for the world, that includes over throwing the US Government and give the power to the people. Meanwhile a few miles away the this base G.I. Zombie meets up with longtime agent friend Elliot who fills him in on the last sighting of Carmen and tells him of the base that is also acting as a spa for the rich, he also tells him to head to this small motel down the road and he will find his “new” identity as a video game maker who has a treatment set at the spa for the next day. Later as G.I. Zombie sits alone in his room a young woman named Libby enters and is running for her life as she hides in his bathroom as two men are following her, after exchanging some words with them Zombie takes them down only to be shot in the head by Libby who is the true baddie as she works for Forrest and after cleaning the room she is taking the bodies to the spa hideout for disposal.

The plot thickens in the fifth issue as we now know that Forrest and all of those who follow or are apart of his group’s true goal is to take over America as they claim they want the power back to the people, but somehow I feel that Forrest has other true plans and is using these militia groups and ex-criminals to further along his true underline plan that I can not figure out yet. Poor Carmen is truly stuck in a very dangerous situation as she is truly in the hornet’s nest and has seen and heard too much to be figured out as a spy as they would and could easily kill her. Libby and Cat are also two females who work for Forrest and it’s clear that they will also kill for him on his orders and will leave no loose ends. Gravedigger and Elliot are two of the good guys who clearly want to try and stop this group from doing another attack as they have unleashed a virus once that has taken way to many innocent human and animal lives, and they both know that G.I. Zombie is America’s only hope. Speaking of G.I. Zombie we have all seen up to this point how much of a good undead guy he is who is always helpful, respectful and follows orders…but I do love that he does have the urge and craving for human flesh and that the army gives him inmates of the worst kind from near by prisons in order to fill the hunger! A very cool aspect of the character as he could snap and kill if he is not fed after a while. The story is really keeping me intrigued and I like the small turns we get as well as the character development and new characters being added into our story. This issue has some blood and murder and the cover is a strange one as its G.I. Zombie kissing a woman and blood is linking their lips, and you know the interior art is done by Hampton and is good. So with another good issue in the books let’s see what issue six has in store for us.

G.I. Zombie # 6 ***
Released in 2015 Cover Price $2.99 DC Comics # 6 of 8

Forrest is on the phone and is calling Leo, the man who is making the zombie virus in Ecuador and explains that the sample has been used in Tennessee and was a success and that he needs his full shipment sent, Leo is annoyed that Duke used it already and agrees to send more, but it comes with a threat if the virus is linked back to him. Forrest then leaves and creeps around Carmen’s room and half hearted flirts with her before leaving. Meanwhile Carmen tries to sneak around to find a phone to call Gravedigger, but instead runs into Cat and they both go and get a midnight snack from the kitchen. G.I. Zombie who was set to be burned up in a furnace snaps into action and takes down several guards and top officials for Forrest and even finds his gun stockpile room before he himself is caught on a security camera and a red alert goes out to the guards. Forrest recognizes G.I. Zombie and knows that he works for the Government and tells Libby to get the jet ready that they along with a few other including Cat and Carmen are leaving the hideout, and the rest of the people will sadly die as he is dropping a nuke bomb on it as he can not have any information leak out!

The gig is up at the spa hideout of Forrest and his crew of over throwers and his big plan to deal with being caught is for him and few to escape and them bomb and kill all the others who have been loyal to him and the cause, so it shows you that Forrest is a rich a-hole who does not care about anything but himself as I am sure if push comes to shove the likes of Libby and Cat would be sacrificed if it meant saving his own hide. And Carmen is really trapped as she keeps getting deeper into the trust of these people and this makes it so if she is exposed for being an undercover agent, she will be killed and the worst part is her own people are always a few steps behind her in order to save or get the information she has out of her. Also it looks like Leo and his people are surly the ones behind the creation of the virus and this also shows that this network is even bigger and spread out then what it appears in the first few issues. G.I. Zombie snaps into action and goes after the baddies in their own base and uses a knife and a gun to deal death and gets a few before being caught on a security camera, he so wants to get to Carmen and also complete this mission before anymore innocent Americans are hurt. Some blood and death in this one with a gruesome one being a man set on fire and then gets a knife to his skill as he ran around, pretty brutal kill from G.I. Zombie. The cover is our hero being nuked and you all know by now who did the art and that it’s good stuff. Over all a great issue that leaves us on a good cliffhanger of the hideout being blown up and only a few of Forrest closest crew escaping along side him, can G.I. Zombie stop the bomb and save lives or will be apart of the explosion…I guess we have to read issue seven to find out.

G.I. Zombie # 7 ***
Released in 2015 Cover Price $2.99 DC Comics # 7 of 8

Forrest has set the timer for the nuke bomb to go off and he along with a select few have escaped the hideout via a private jet set for California to another secret lab hideout. Meanwhile G.I. Zombie tries to figure out a way to stop the bomb from going off and soon finds that that task is impossible and that everyone inside this hideout is going to die. Gravedigger meanwhile along with a hammer is able to get a little bit of information out of Duke and he learns just how dangerous this group is as they plan to truly unleash a massive attack on America. While stealing a car and trying to get as far away from the explosion as possible G.I. Zombie is able to get a cellphone and call Gravedigger to tell him about what is going to happen and sure enough the bomb goes off and also unleashes more of the zombie virus, the explosion causes G.I. Zombie to wreck and he is even injured cause of this, and he is saved just in time by some Army guys as two civilians who was hit by the virus tried to kill him. Meanwhile at the new hideout Carmen makes a run for it as she thinks Forrest and the others have caught on that she is an agent, and after calling Gravedigger she is surrounded by heavily armed guards. In the end Gravedigger alerts G.I. Zombie that they have to leave now and try and stop this Armageddon style attack that Forrest is about to commit.

That Forrest is one evil man as not only has he killed innocent people and animals with his zombie virus but this time around he used a bomb to blow up his discovered hideout killing hundreds of his own workers in order to cover his own butt. Plus it’s clear that he is more like a rich doomsday cult leader than a give the people the power one. Duke the big bad biker leader of the Mississippi sure does squeal when a hammer is taken to his fingers in order to get questions answered as this also proves Gravedigger will do what he must in order to save America from this threat, and that includes bashing a mans fingers with a hammer. Carmen is was over her head and its clear that by the end of this issue she is spooked by Forrest and his people as she thinks they have made out that she is an agent spy, and when escaping the hideout she also shows that she is a skilled fighter as she takes a gun with only four bullets and makes it work. G.I. Zombie does what he can to try and figure out how to stop the bomb and how to save the workers inside, but sadly time was just not on his side. While he is undead it shows that he still cares about living people even if most fear him. We also see that the end game is near as Forrest is about to set off tons of his zombie virus in order to shake up America, and we have to see in the next issue if G.I. Zombie and this secret branch of the Army can stop it. This issue also is more about building to the final issue and is less about the horror aspects, don’t get me wrong we still get blood and death, it’s just a little more toned down. The stakes feel high coming up as the threat is world changing and the fact that only a small few know and can stop this also adds to the drama. The cover for this issue is eye catching and has G.I. Zombie fighting zombies and you know what I am going to say for the interior art. Over all a great issue that was perfect for setting up the final issue in the mini series.

G.I. Zombie # 8 **1/2
Released in 2015 Cover Price $2.99 DC Comics # 8 of 8

Carmen escapes the ambush and is able to kill all the armed guards that was sent after her, she has a mission to stop this threat and that is just what she is going to do. Meanwhile G.I. Zombie and Gravedigger board a jet and head to the next hidden base of the outlaw terrorist in hope to stop them as well as save Carmen from danger. Back at the hideout Forrest decides that Cat is the one who brought the agent to their doorstep and puts a bullet in her brain for doing so. Once at the location G.I. Zombie, Gravedigger and the team find Carmen and go into the base with orders to stop the bomb and kill anyone inside as they are terrorist and need to be taken down. Carmen and G.I. Zombie enter the base and take out anyone they come across and finally they find Forrest who has set another bomb to go off to let the virus out all over and spread this zombie infection. Forrest has a past with G.I. Zombie as once they see each other they both realize they have a past, and when Carmen decides she has had enough she beats up Forrest as G.I. Zombie alerts Gravedigger to the location of the launch room and as well gets Forrest’s cellphone and calls Leo the creator of the virus and says that they are coming for him as well! Gravedigger lets off a sonic device that not only takes out the terrorist who are not wearing earplugs but also gives them time to find the main power and to stop the bomb from going off. In the end Gravedigger tells G.I. Zombie and Carmen that they make a great team and that they will be placed together from now on.

I am not going to lie I am a little disappointed in the ending of this series as I found the wrap up to be a little weak and not pack a punch like it should. While the good guys do stop the bomb from going off, characters like Forrest just don’t seem to really get what is coming to him, sure he gets shot in the ear and beat up…but his “death” by sonic vibes is a little bland. I also feel that the fact that they call and alert Leo that they know who he is and that they are coming after him also was a strange move as now all he has to do is relocate…why warn him. I do like the team up of Carmen and G.I. Zombie and I would have liked to seen more of them, maybe even at some point teaming alongside the Creature Commandos or even Unknown Soldier. I also feel that the end “battle” was way to easy and quick and all of a sudden Forrest and his men seem less threatening as they fall like a house of cards on a windy day, and it really is disappointing as the creators of this series did such a great job building to this last issue and for this comic reader it fell a little flat. Now I am not saying I didn’t enjoy this issue, it’s just a weak ending to a very solid series. G.I. Zombie is a very interesting character that we have learned lots about in this series as he is an American Army member who even in death tries to protect the land that he loves and is a true warrior and skilled in fighting and strategies, and that a lost body part of his is what helped create the zombie virus being used by the terrorist. We also see that he is a caring man as he looks out for not only his agent friends but also innocent people and animals. Carmen is also a pretty cool character an army vet who survived a terrible crash during war and is using her skills still to help keep America safe and to honor her fallen friends. Gravedigger is pretty cool as well as he clearly is a veteran of situations like this and does not crack under pressure. This mini series really did do a great job of mixing Horror and War Comics with elements of both getting time to shine and the amount of blood used throughout was a nice touch for those readers who loved zombie comics, plus bonus points to them for some of the more gruesome deaths. The cover for this issue is pretty cool and lacks the punch of the covers before it and throughout the series Scott Hampton has really rocked it with his art and won me over as at first I was not a fan of the style, but by the end I really liked and respected it. Over all DC Comics had a good series here and a cool character that they should still be using today! Check out the artwork below to see the style of Scott Hampton used in this series.

But wait there is more! Given that this is July 4^th and Rotten Ink’s 10 Year Anniversary, let’s take a look at G.I. Zombie special that was released in 2014 and was part of the “Future Ends” stories that DC Comics had going at the time. So with that, let’s dive into this one and spend just a little more time with G.I. Zombie.

G.I. Zombie: Special # 1 **
Released in 2014 Cover Price $3.99 DC Comics # 1 of 1

G.I. Zombie is on a ship and his partner Carmen has been infected with the virus and is now a flesh eating zombie and doctors are going to try a treatment that they hope will help her. But things get worse when zombies are parachuting out of the sky and are now attacking the agents and G.I. Zombie is given the orders to attack and get these undead nightmares off the ship. And he does so when he charges into them and turns into a massive deformed zombie that rips many of them to shreds, but he is attacked by the helicopter that dropped the zombies off and is taken down for a few moments before he can comeback together. The scientists deliver the antidote to Carmen and at first it looks as if it didn’t, work but just in time she is cured as G.I. Zombie pulls himself together and they come up with a plan to drop the antidote from a crop duster on the city of Gotham that has been infected by the virus. But the enemy helicopter approaches and shoots down the crop duster, but G.I. Zombie is able to leap into the copter and gets it to crash…and the man behind this attack is Gravedigger who himself is now a zombie that is just like G.I. Zombie and the two fight for a moment when G.I. Zombie removes his head and takes it away causing Gravediggers body to wonder around, after this fight G.I. Zombie gives the order for the antidote to be dropped so that lives can be saved. Later G.I. Zombie and Carmen are having dinner and she has decided to retire as an agent and go live in the mountains, while G.I. Zombie is sad, he understands and the two enjoy one last meal together.

What a strange One-Shot comic as everything we know from the mini series is thrown out of the water and in this one G.I. Zombie is calling the shots, the army has found a cure for the virus, Carmen goes from being a zombie to cure and the most weird change is that now Gravedigger is pro the virus infecting people and is now a bad guy that is as well a super zombie solider who is taken down very easily by G.I. Zombie. And so many questions are not answered in the comic and that’s why this is a very odd read like why is Gravedigger bad now, who is spreading the virus and why, why is Gotham City under attack and why does G.I. Zombie turn into a massive zombie Hulk for a few panels and then its never spoke of again…just so many weird moments in this one that made it slightly less enjoyable of a read as I really do feel that this story kind of disrespects the characters and story that the mini series introduced us to and I dislike the fighting and large changes to personalities of the main three and those of course as G.I. Zombie, Carmen King and Gravedigger. The story also seems very bland and rushed and I hate to say this was a major letdown for me, as I feel that DC had something very cool with G.I. Zombie and this comic makes him and the lore seem like an after thought to just delivering a comic with a cheesy gimmick cover that while cool does not save this issue from being lazy. The interior artwork by Scott Hampton is good and helps bring some of the charm from the mini series into this. Not much to say besides this is just an ok issue and if you like the mini series and have not read this one I say skip it as it does nothing but ruins aspects of the series. Checkout the artwork below, and again art is good sadly this comic story is not.

Well it’s time to go eat some grilled food and enjoy time with family and friends before the fireworks fill the sky, so once more thanks for spending some of your holiday with me here at Rotten Ink and also I need to say that while DC Comics had a few miss fires with G.I. Zombie, I do feel that in 2014 they created a good American Hero character that truly did walk the line between War and Horror. Well for the next update we will be leaving the DC Universe Zombies behind but will be once more visiting the Romero Zombies when we cover Dead Dog Comics series “Night Of The Living Dead: The Barbara Chronicles” as well as take a look at Monster Bash Convention 2022 and Juliet and I’s adventures in Cranberry Township, PA. So until next time, read a comic or three, watch a zombie film or two and as always support your local Horror Host! See you soon as we are coming to read you Barbara…

American Hero: Bob Belcher

Posted on July 4, 2021 by Juliet Fromholt

Every year here on Rotten Ink, we take a break from our cook-outs and fireworks to honor an American hero for our Independence Day update, and this year is no exception. Hi everyone! It’s Juliet, back in the blogger’s seat to tell you about an all-American hero of TV and comics; he’s a humble man, a burger man. That’s right, this year we’ll be spending the Fourth of July with Bob and the entire Belcher family

Known for his work on celebrated animated shows Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist and Home Movies, Loren Bouchard created Bob’s Burgers to fit into Fox’s animation brand in the mid 2000s, the most successful shows of the time focusing on families. He teamed with King of the Hill writer and producer Jim Dauterive to develop the concept with the aim of showing being able to explore some workplace comedy tropes while keeping with the family theme. There was one aspect of the original concept, however, that only made it into the finished product as a joke: Bouchard actually wanted the Belcher family to be cannibals, something that gets used as a plot device in the pilot episode but only in the form of a rumor Louise starts at school. Another switch is that there were originally two Belcher sons, but before production began, Daniel became Tina and given her popularity, that was most definitely the right choice.

Bob’s Burgers premiered on Fox in 2011 on Fox with a special preview airing the prior Thanksgiving on the network. The first season was met with shaky reception, but really found its stride with critics by the second season. In 2017, Fox announced the development of a Bob’s Burgers, which, as many fans (myself included) rightly guess, would be a musical. However, we’re still waiting to see this movie because several things happened: in 2019, Disney acquired 20th Century Fox, which wasn’t initially going to interfere with the film’s slated summer 2020 release, but then the coronavirus pandemic happened. Like so many films, the Bob’s Burgers movie shifted around the release schedule for a while when it wasn’t certain when movie theaters would be safely reopened (and moviegoers would feel safe visiting). Right now, it’s been delayed indefinitely, which I’m hoping is just a product of the studios having to completely redo essentially two years of release schedules. It’s still super disappointing, though.

Despite being told by numerous people that I’d like Bob’s Burgers, it took me several years to give the show a try. In fact I was rather stubbornly set on not watching because I was convinced that it was yet another show trying to be a Family Guy clone (and that’s unappealing because I’m NOT a fan of Family Guy), but what I learned is that it’s quite the opposite. Somehow Matt convinced me to give Bob’s Burgers a try….or maybe he just put an episode on in the hopes I’d sit down and watch it, which I did, and I absolutely loved it. In addition to being very dryly funny a lot of the time, Bob’s Burgers appeals to me because all of the characters are genuinely good people that are trying hard (even though they sometimes fail epically). The family feels like an actual family — totally quirky but absolutely ready and able to have each other’s backs no matter what. Unlike so many other animated and live action shows, Bob isn’t a lazy, bumbling idiot who somehow impossibly has a fairly cushy job; we get to see him as a businessman who genuinely cares about what he does (sometimes a little too much). And then there’s Tina, who is me and I am her. It’s so great to see an utterly dorky teenage girl who isn’t a punching bag. In fact, her family celebrates and affirms the fact that she’s into horses, writes erotic friend fiction (one of my absolute favorite details about her) and is boy crazy. The show also has some amazing side characters from Teddy to twins Andy and Ollie to Marshmallow, who could easily be the butt of every joke as a Black trans woman but is instead celebrated and admired. So despite my initial hesitation, Bob’s Burgers has become one of my favorite shows. It’s utterly hilarious and is one that I both look forward to new episodes and can rewatch over and over again.

As Bob’s Burgers has increased in popularity and become more universally well-known, naturally, there’s been an explosion of merchandise. The show is available on DVD (the early seasons were given proper retail releases with the latter seasons being released as “on-demand” DVDs available through Amazon). You’ll see the Belcher family on a variety of shirts, hoodies, socks (yes, I’m the proud owner of Tina Belcher socks) and even an amazing pair of high-top sneakers made by DC Shoes. There are Bob’s Burgers coffee mugs, a full set of Funko Pops and a variety of board games including Clue and Trivial Pursuit. Two soundtrack albums have been released along with an awesome cookbook, The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book and its smaller companion The Bob’s Burgers Burger Box. Check out the image below for a look at some of my Bob’s Burgers collection.

In the summer of 2014, Dynamite Entertainment began releasing a short-run series of Bob’s Burgers anthology comics. Each issue would follow a formula with stories and features led by/highlighting each member of the Belcher Family. That series lasted five issues, but fans wouldn’t have to wait long for more as Dynamite released a special Bob’s Burgers issue for Free Comic Book Day 2015. That was immediately followed by another short-run (7 issue) series that began in July 2015. Dynamite would also continue releasing Bob’s Burgers issues for Free Comic Book Day through 2019, and I can’t help but wonder if both the coronavirus pandemic and the Disney acquisition, both of which also delayed the movie, caused the delay of further comics. Hopefully we’ll see more Bob’s Burgers comics (and the movie!!) from Dynamite, or perhaps even Marvel, in the future.

Today on the blog we’re going to look at that first series of Bob’s Burgers comics released by Dynamite. Matt and I have had our copies for quite a while, but I think the majority of them came from Bell, Book and Comic here in Dayton. As a reminder, here on Rotten Ink we grade comics on a star scale of 1 to 4 and are looking for how well the comics stay to the source material, their entertainment value and their art and story. So grab another Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger and get another helping of fries (NOT sweet potato fries though, as according to Bob, they’re not real fries) and let’s visit Ocean Avenue and get a booth at our favorite family-owned restaurant.

Bob’s Burgers #1 ***1/2
Released in 2014 Cover price $3.99 Dynamite #1 of 5

This anthology comic features the following stories:

Tina’s Erotic friend Fiction Presents: My So-Called Life as a Horse showcases Tina as “a horse in a people world,” going to school and spending time with her human family. However, Tina Belcher the horse aka Tinasus Belcher has a secret life as a member of the Equestranauts, and the team needs her as their secret weapon against the evil Xander, who’s stolen the Electric Leash of Doom, retrofitted to control horses.

Burger of the Day Ideas: TV Catch Phrase Burgers & Hits of the 80s Burgers brings us a pun-tastic look at possibilities to grace the famed Burger of the Day board. I think some of these did actually make into the later years of the show

Louise’s Unsolved Mysteries and Curious Curiosities: takes on Picture Day as Louise tries to avoid having her brain stolen by an alleged alien photographer.

Letters From Linda: this one-pager features a modest proposal from Linda about a new wine pairing system: pairing the quantity of wine with an activity.

Gene Belcher Presents: The Boy in the Burger, a Musical: After Gene passes out from hocking samples in his burger suit on a hot day, the suit fuses to his body. Unsure of what his life will be as a burger boy, Gene disappears into the suit ala a turtle until a wintery day when his sisters need help for some snow fun.

Each member of the Belcher family gets to shine in this inaugural issue of the Bob’s Burgers comic with the kids getting longer stories and Bob and Linda each getting a one-pager. I think this formula works well though I’d love to see Bob and Linda get featured just a tad more in future issues. Tina’s story was, perhaps predictably, my favorite of this issue because I felt that of all stories, it was the closest to something you’d see on the actual show. That’s not to say, however, that others weren’t good. The entire comic is extremely well-done, and the fact that writers from the show worked on this really shows in terms of the quality of each section and the attention to getting each character’s voice spot-on. The interior artwork also fits with the look and feel of the show, making this a quick, fun read for fans. The exterior covers (there are several variants) get a little more experimental in terms of style, but keep the spirit of and vibe of the Belchers while being very eye catching. A special bonus for this first issue were some joke ads for businesses in the show, and a cut-out that would allow you to recreate the Bob’s Burgers Food Truck from season two.

Bob’s Burgers #2 ***1/2
Released in 2014 Cover price $3.99 Dynamite # 2 of 5

Following the same formula as issue 1, we get 3 main stories from the kids and one page features from Bob and Linda. The book opens with Battleship Galac-Tina, another installment of Tina’s Erotic Friend Fiction Presents that features Tina as the admiral of a starship during a robot war. After an epic space battle, a robot hostage helps teach Tina and the rest of humanity how to dance. Louise seeks out a fellow history book defacer in Louise’s Legacy and ends up discovering that her unseen partner in crime was librarian Mr. Ambrose. Gene’s story, Genemadus, the Musical, pits him against Peter Pescadero in a keyboard battle ala Salieri and Mozart in the classic film. For their features, Bob explores The Ten Commandments (well five of them at least) in burger form, and Linda pitches a raccoon playground turned disco turned apop turned reality show in a letter to her local trash collection service.

This is another really solid, fun installment of the Bob’s Burgers comic that showcases each character well and once again feels as if it could have been part of an episode or two of the TV show. My favorite story this time around was Gene’s, which is surprising because in general he’s my least favorite of the Belcher family. However, the way they took on Amadeus and twisted into a story for Gene was really smart and funny. I also loved Linda’s letter this time around because the escalating absurdity of it was perfect. This time around, we see many more of the supporting cast including Andy and Ollie, Regular Sized Rudy, Daryl, Peter Pescadero, and of course we get several sketches of Little King Trashmouth in action as part of Linda’s letter. The cover and interior art are once again fun and well-done and fit into the vibe of the show. This time around, we didn’t get any fake ads, but there was a nice pinup in the middle of the book.

Bob’s Burgers #3 ***
Released in 2014 Cover price $3.99 Dynamite #3 of 5

We begin this issue with another installment of Tina’s Erotic Friend Fiction, entitled Trick Shot Tina that has the titular character teaming up with another gun slinger, Jazz Hands Jimmy Jr., to win back a shiny belt buckle. Bob’s Burger of the Day Ideas is an attempt at a Fortune Cookie Burger, while Linda writes to Smellopolis.com to suggest new fragrances including Pinot Noir. Louise builds the ultimate cardboard box fort in Who Forted? In Guys & Frogs, Gene adopts and promptly forgets about a bunch of tadpoles, while six weeks later overrun the Belcher’s apartment and the restaurant.

As with so many great series, this one lost a little steam with issue #3, but only a little. There were some super fun touches like the Uncle Pennybags (aka the Monopoly Man) cameo in Tina’s story. Once again, Linda’s letter was great because you could absolutely read it with her voice in your head. This time around my favorite story was Louise’s, although it took a more bizarre turn than you’d normally see in the show, it felt like a sequel to the season two Halloween episode Fort Night (though that episode isn’t referenced at all, which I felt like was a missed opportunity). Some of the interior art in this issue strayed a little bit from the style of the series, but still fit the overall vibe of each story so it was distracting at all.

Bob’s Burgers #4 ***1/2
Released in 2014 Cover price $3.99 Dynamite #4 of 5

It’s a (mostly) Halloween issue this time around as Tina’s Erotic Friend Fiction presents Franken-Butt, the story of a girl scientist and her creation…but who’s really the monster of this tale? After her science teacher warns of the dire consequences for doing an experiment wrong, Louise of course plans to capitalize on those consequences and turns herself invisible. She wreaks havoc on her family and the restaurant, but then realizes she doesn’t know how to make herself reappear. The Belcher kids go on a hunt for a chupacabra and meet the mystical creature only to learn that it wants to be a children’s magician. So Gene, Tina and Louise set out to make their new friend’s dream come true at the restaurant. In our non Halloween features, Bob creates a list that explores “If Heartwarming 80s Movies Were Burgers,” which includes the She’s Having a Bay Leaf Burger (cooked with bay leaf, comes with baby romaine), and Linda writes to the president of Super Sounds Records to inform them that she’s ready to record her long awaited sola album “Appetite for Lin-struction.”

Issue #3 may have been a slight disappointment, but issue #4 absolutely delivered. Bob’s Burgers is known for its stellar Halloween episodes, and this issue delivered that spirit in comic form. All three of the main stories felt like they could have been part of an anthology episode of the show, and the artwork and writing supported that. It’s hard to even pick a favorite story because they were all so solid and each was special in its own way, but if pressed I’d choose Louise Is Invisible. The other two elements, though not Halloween themed, were extremely well done too making this such a great entry in the series.

Bob’s Burgers #5 ***1/2
Released in 2014 Cover price $3.99 Dynamite #5 of 5

In a world filled with 14 to 16 year old boy zombies, Tina is the last person on Earth or so she thinks until she meets and saves the life of Jimmy Jr. Together they realize that the zombies aren’t actually out to make them part of the hordes of the undead; they just want to play ping pong. Louise tries to get to the bottom of a boy band conspiracy in The Faux Boo Boo, and Gene takes a musical journey to Robot College. Bob works on ideas for Book Burgers including the Brine and Bunishment Burger, and Linda writes to Ginger about her revelation that somewhere in the world there’s another Linda whose family runs another restaurant.

What a fabulous way to wrap up this first run of Bob’s Burgers comics. This issue’s stories are stellar with The Faux Boo Boo being my favorite (Louise’s obsession with Boo Boo is so funny), and Robot College being a delightful expansion of a tiny scene in season two’s “Bob Day Afternoon.” Like the prior issue, everything in this one feels like it could have come right from an episode with great writing and artwork. We also get a bit of bonus content with several pages of pinup artwork wrapping up the issue.

Comics based on TV shows are super tricky. It can be hard to translate beloved characters to the page and capture their voice and humor, but this series proves it can be done well. If you’re a fan of the show and looking for a quick, fun read, check out this miniseries.

Well it’s time to shut down the grill for the night and get ready to watch some fireworks. I hope you had a safe and happy July 4th, however you spent it. I’ll be handing the blog back to Matt for our next update which will focus on Satanic bicycle safety…..yes, really. In the meantime, read a comic or two, make a delicious burger (meat or veggie depending on your preference) and support a family-owned restaurant. Join us next time for Danny and the Demoncycle.