Trading Card Terror: Jason’s Woods 1993 Trading Card Countdown

Welcome back to Rotten Ink. For this update I wanted to do something a little spooky and also a little fun as it’s getting closer to Halloween 2024, and what better way to celebrate than to squeeze in a bonus update for September that will be about a haunted house attraction that is based out of Pennsylvania and is known for their hayride. This place is called “Jason’s Woods,” and I’m covering trading cards that this haunt released back in the 1990’s! This update is going to be a quick one as I just wanted to add a little something more for this Trick Or Treat season as I think that this one is going to be one vintage frightful treat that you readers will enjoy. So let’s wait no longer and get into Jason’s Woods for a good fright!

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The Jason’s Woods Trading Cards were released in 1993, and each card showcases one of the monsters or creatures that were terrorizing the people who came to this haunted attraction back in the early 90’s. The back most of them has the character’s name as well as a mini bio of that character…and no joke, these cards are awesome! And when you bought a pack for only .99, you would get the whole set of 10 cards making them a really cool bonus for fans of the attraction as well as made local horror stars out of those characters. So what I am going to do is rank my favorites from least to best and I am basing my rankings on the look of the creature, the backstory of the creature, the spookiness of the card, the scare factor of the character and I am also looking at it from two angles: how I would have viewed it as a kid and how I view it now as an adult. Sadly I have not ever gotten to go to Jason’s Woods, so I am basing all of this ranking on these cards. I would also like to thank the Etsy seller who had these cards in stock and made not only this update possible but also sparked the idea of this Bonus Countdown To Halloween 2024 Update. So if you are ready, let’s enter Jason’s Woods and see who takes that # 1 spot of being the scariest creature in those cursed woods!

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Victim’s Head

“After Being Ripped From The Confinement Of The Wagon, This Visitor No Longer Doubts The Wicked Powers Of Zebadias. Now The Tattered Remains Become Merely Another Experiment Within The Shadows And Confines Of Jason’s Woods”

Every haunted attraction has to at least have one severed head around, and this poor guy seems to have gone and lost his life at the hands of Zebadias, a creature that roams Jason’s Woods looking for victims. He came to this Haunted Hayride looking for scares, instead he has became an experiment that now causes those frights to those who come across it. You can never go wrong with a head on a table to get a few screams.

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Body In Casket

“The Entire Staff At Jason’s Woods Sincerely Appreciate Visitors Who Stay Around For Next Years Show. The Least We Can Do For Those Friends Is Provide A Comfortable Place To Sleep. Wake Up…Its Show Time”

What is more classic than a decomposing corpse in a coffin at a haunted attraction. When you look at this rotting chap, it makes you wonder who he was and how did he end up this dead and all messed up. A very cool card as well as the actual prop that I am sure scared some of the younger kids who bought these cards and seen it in person.

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Uncle Ed

“Look! Here’s Uncle Ed. He’s Been Hangin Around The Barn For A Whole Year Now, Just Waitin To Meet Ya. Please Don’t Make Him Wait Much Longer…Uncle Ed Gets Irritable When That Happens.”

When looking at old Uncle Ed here you have to wonder what happened to him. Did he put that noose around his own neck to self delete or was he hung by the locals for crimes that he committed? It really does make me curious to what Ed’s backstory is. And like the other two before him, having a hanging corpse is classic and old school Haunted House frights. One thing is for sure, I would guess that Uncle Ed over the years has made a few guests scream in horror.

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Stitch

“A Deceitful, Agitating Little Character That Zebadias Chose To Bring Home From One Of His Many Evil Journeys. Stitch Is Likely To Encourage Visitors Into Depths Of Jason’s Woods, But Has Little Power Of His Own. However, Don’t Trust Him!”

This little guy clearly is there in Jason’s Woods to cause mayhem and chaos like the Gremlins, Ghoulies or Hobgoblins as it’s clear he was inspired by those pint sized movie terrors. Stitch has crazy eyes, and I wonder if he showed up throughout the Haunted Hayride giving guests false leads to lead you down the wrong path. I think what I like best about him is that he looks like a Chihuahua that has mange and who knows that he is crazy and is loving that fact. Also it looks like this lying character is like the pet of the wood’s biggest baddie Zebadias.

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Grim Reaper

“The Giant Grim Reaper Graphically Emphasizes That He Is Indeed The Symbol Of Death In Jason’s Woods. Any Questions?”

You can never go wrong with having the Grim Reaper at your haunted attraction as everyone fears death and this guy is the one that ushers it in! What stands out about this Grim Reaper is that he is massive in size and clearly is in Jason’s Woods to carry away the bodies and souls of the victims that have been massacred. I am sure this large skeleton face scared the Hell out of many visitors and it makes me wonder if he is still at Jason’s Woods watching over the creatures and reaping the souls of the dead? This is a classic horror character that should always have a place at any Haunted Attraction.

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Norman

“Once A Stable, Working Man, Norman Foolishly Entered Jason’s Woods In Search Of Firewood. When The Creatures Finished With Him, His Mind Was Gone, And Now He Savagely Stalks The Unfortunate Visitors.”

Every haunted & cursed woods needs a masked chainsaw swinging slasher killer, and in Jason’s Woods, you had Norman who clearly was inspired by Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre who was driven insane by the creatures that stalk them. I would guess that Norman would bring many of the jump scares to the Haunted Hayride as he would pop up from the woods with his chainsaw reeving and give chase, it also makes me wonder if he talked or screamed and if he would ever get onto the wagon to cause more fear for the guests? Norman is a pretty cool character, and I would guess for many he was the scariest of all the creatures in the woods.

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Poor Donna

“Violently Murdered Only Moments Before Her Wedding, She Eternally Searches Jason’s Woods For Her Loving Alex. See Poor Donna, And All The Other Creatures Of Jason’s Woods Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday In October, From 7:00 To 10:00 pm.”

The tragic murdered bride who has returned from the dead looking for her lost love and causing panic and fear to the living is things of town legends and camp fire stories, and Poor Donna is those stories come to life…or is that death? I would guess that while on this hayride you would hear Poor Donna calling for Alex and she would think that one of the visitors was her love or that they did something to him. Imagine this undead bride thinking you are her should have been husband and becomes obsessed with you throughout your ride…scary stuff. Poor Donna should have gotten a SOV Horror Film made around her as that would have been cool, or someone should team with Jason’s Woods and make an indie Horror Anthology Film about their classic characters, just saying that would be very cool.

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Gretchin The Witch

“Casting Her Spells Upon The Visitors At Jason’s Woods Has Became Her Favorite Amusement. Be Careful…Her Pets May Be Deadlier Than She Is!”

Gretchin The Witch is a frightful delight as you know that her appearance made many visitors scream with fright, and then you also know she placed many of curses on the visitors of Jason’s Woods over the years. Also one has to wonder if she is a dangerous spell caster but they are warning you of her pets they must be truly evil then if they are deadlier than she. There is just something spooky and classic about Gretchin as you can never go wrong adding a traditional looking witch like her to your Horror attraction as when you see a witch like her you truly do flashback to images of Halloween of your youth when many of your female friends dressed like one to go trick or treating and many of your neighbors had witches as decorations.

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# 2

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Lamar

“Constantly Trying To Satisfy His Craving For Human Flesh, This Zombie Violently Attacks His Struggling, Screaming Prey. Lamar Can Appear Without Warning In Jason’s Woods, And Is Totally Relentless In His Insane Desires.”

Pennsylvania is the birthplace of the zombies as we know them in pop culture thanks to the films of George A. Romero like Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead and Day Of The Dead, so what would a haunted attraction in PA. be without a featured zombie and Lamar is that undead flesh eater that spooked the visitors of Jason’s Woods. As I can see it now Lamar shambling around the Hayride looking for fresh human meat grabbing at visitors as they ride past him, blood and gory parts smeared all over him. Zombies are such a great way to add frights to an attraction like this as who doesn’t like creepy undead beings trying to rip you apart to feast on your insides. I wonder how many guests Lamar has scared so bad that they fainted, I mean look at this ghoul you know he made someone go down in his time haunting Jason’s Woods.

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# 1

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Zebadias

“The Most Powerful, Evil Creature To Ever Stalk The Soil Of Jason’s Woods. All Other Creatures Stay Out Of His Path. Once In His Awesome Grip, Victims Quickly Succumb To His Powerful Jaws And Razor-Sharp Teeth. Be Careful…Zebadias Is Capable Of Changing Form. His Power Is Second To None!”

Hands down my favorite creature of Jason’s Woods is Zebadias, who appears to have been the main villain of the hayride. And he is one of those creatures I would have loved seeing as a kid just as much as I would now as an adult. Imagine being on that Haunted Hayride and seeing Zebadias coming after you, I wonder if he made noises like growls and screams or if he could talk and make threats? Zebadias is a character that I would love to know about like his full backstory and the legend around him. I would also love to write a Horror Comic Book about him in Jason’s Woods and team with artist Jeff Potter to do it, just a full 12 or 22 page comic about this creature.100% Zebadias is the creepiest, scariest and most bad ass creature of Jason’s Woods and possibly of any Haunted Attraction ever!

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Are you terrified? I am sure this update has made you have even more Halloween Spirit as what is not to love about classic Haunted House Attractions as over the years I myself have been to many as I am sure all of you have as well. And for those of you wondering, Jason’s Woods is still going strong and make sure to visit their website here and make your way there to check them out. I know I plan on going some day as I wonder if Zebadias is still there as I would love to meet that roaming creature of the woods and shake his claw for all the scares he has caused over the years. I wish Jason’s Woods would bring back doing the trading cards and keep them in the same design as these ones and release a new set every year or two and showcase all the monsters and creatures that are haunting those woods now, so if anyone from Jason’s Woods is reading this, please bring back the trading cards! Fr all our local Haunted Houses and Attractions like Riverside Jaycees Haunted Castle, Hell’s Dungeon, Nightmare On Valley Street, Dayton Scream Park and Land Of Illusion you guys should do cards like this as well, as they are great promotional tools for your attractions. Well I hope you enjoyed this quick pop up Horror Themed update as it was lots of fun to write and who knows over the years and decades maybe I will do more frightful quickies like this one. So until next time, read a Horror Comic or three, watch a Horror Movie or two, open a pack of Horror Trading Cards and as always support your local Horror Host! And really I would love to do a comic book on Zebadias! Also the Ape Man update is coming up next!

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Greetings, Inkers! Juliet here, with a look at a show and one of its comics that combines several of my favorite things. Zombies have dominated horror-centric pop culture for the past decade, and while fans’ appetites were already primed for the arrival of the Walking Dead television show in 2010, the years prior to that were devoted to another undead creature: the vampire. The bloodsuckers had already enjoyed quite the pop culture run in the mid to late 1990s with the film versions of Interview With a Vampire and Queen of the Damned and TV’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer, among fan favorites. But after Buffy ended in 2003 and spin-off show Angel in 2004, it seemed that the vampire’s time in the film and television limelight was done.  But several series of books were already waiting for readers and waiting to be adapted by Hollywood, and 2008 and 2009 brought viewers the first film in the Twilight saga, the Vampire Diaries TV show, and the focus of today’s update, True Blood.  So warm up a bottle of your favorite blood type, and get ready to travel to Bon Temps, Louisiana as we talk about the TV show and its prequel comic.

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In 2001, author Charlaine Harris began her Southern Vampire Mysteries series (also called The Sookie Stackhouse Novels) with the book Dead Until Dark.  The series, which would go on to have 12 novels total, was narrated by Sookie Stackhouse, a waitress in the small Louisiana town of Bon Temps who has telepathic abilities and falls in love with a vampire.  The series was set around the same time each book was published, but in this near-reality world, a synthetic blood beverage called Tru Blood made it possible for vampires to become part of mainstream society.  As the books progressed, werewolves, shapeshifters, faeries, and even a maenad also emerged, among other supernatural creatures.  

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The series had been optioned for television twice before 2005, when producer Alan Ball, fresh off Six Feet Under (another of my favorite HBO shows), was embarking on a new deal with HBO to develop new content. Having read the series thus far, the Southern Vampire Mysteries was his first project under the deal, and production on the television show True Blood began.  

Like the novels, True Blood takes place by and large, in the fictional town of Bon Temps, Louisiana and begins by focusing on telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse, played Anna Paquin, who falls in love with vampire Bill Compton in a world where vampires are “out of the coffin,” and many other supernatural beings emerge.  That’s the simplest possible description I can give for the kickoff of a show that gets very complicated very quickly and stretches for seven (HBO-length) seasons.  As in the books, we meet werewolves, shapeshifters, faeries, a vampire hating mega-church-esque cult, witches, and yes, a maenad. The show is, however, a loose adaptation of the books with some big changes at the start and, like many books turned shows, True Blood’s plot definitely veers completely away from the plot of the book series at a certain point. 

In contrast to its teenage contemporary Twilight, True Blood is overtly sexy and puts sexuality in all of its forms at the forefront.  (Funny enough though, just as Twilight had Team Edward and Team Jacob, True Blood had Team Bill, Team Eric, and eventually Team Alcide.) Some people have chosen to interpret the vampires’ struggle for equality throughout the show as an allegory for the struggle for LGBTQ+ rights, though Alan Ball, who is gay himself, disputes that interpretation as being reductive.

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When True Blood premiered in 2008, a service like HBO Go was merely a dream for fans like myself who had been hooked by the premium network’s still relatively new slate of dramas that came to prominence with The Sopranos and the aforementioned Six Feet Under. So that meant that viewers either had to have both cable and HBO to watch a show or wait for each season to come out on DVD. And so it was on DVD that I first saw True Blood.  Admittedly, I was a little uncertain about whether I was even interested; as a lifelong Anne Rice fan, I wasn’t sure anyone could do a Louisiana vampire story to my satisfaction other than her.  It took a combination of Matt buying me the first season on DVD as a gift, and the endorsement of several of my fellow Six Feet Under devotee friends for me to take the plunge.  And of course, it was love at first bite.

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I was initially drawn in by the fictional world of Bon Temps, along with the idea of vampires and the world adjusting to each other.  But what kept me coming back season after season was in Shreveport: Eric Northman, Pamela Swynford De Beaufort, and their vampire bar Fangtasia.  I was honestly more invested in them than the main Sookie Stackhouse story, especially after the reveal about Sookie’s origin, which remains for me one of the weakest plot points in the show, and to that end, I should clarify that I was not at all interested in (translation = pretty adamantly against) Eric and Sookie’s romantic storyline.  While at first I loved the slightly kitschy atmosphere of Fangtasia and Pam and Eric’s delightfully snarky banter, it was their unique relationship as century long companions that kept me watching until the very end. 

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Eric and Pam are also the reason I chose not to read the Southern Vampire Mystery books.  After watching the few seasons of True Blood, I strongly considered reading the books, but in doing a little research and finding out that their characters and storylines, among others I enjoyed, were very different than those portrayed on the show, I decided, to stick with the TV versions.  I typically don’t have this luxury as I usually end up watching shows based on books I already love and sometimes being disappointed at the translation.  Funny enough, as I was working on this update, AMC announced that they had acquired the TV rights to both the Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles and Mayfair Witches properties.  So I’ll end up having the book to TV experience with a different set of vampires at some point.  

But back to Eric and Pam, or more specifically, back to Pam.  I mentioned before that there became different camps of viewers, and while I suppose I could be Team Eric, I am most definitely Team Pam.  When I start watching a show I really enjoy, there’s usually one character that from their first appearance I can instantly claim as my favorite, and Pamela Swynford De Beaufort is most definitely that character on True Blood.  It’s not a huge surprise as I have a “type” when it comes to favorite characters: sassy, in charge, but still complex and exploring their place in the world.  For me, Pam was also often a sounding board for the viewer (okay, maybe just this viewer), dryly commenting on some of the more ridiculous aspects of the story. And she’s got some of the most memorable lines (and outfits) from the show.  

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Before we move on, I should note that while Eric and Pam are my favorite characters/progeny-maker pair/otp/imaginary vampire best friends, in contrast Matt is firmly on Team Bill Compton and Jessica Hamby.  I actually really like Jessica too, but the Bill vs. Eric debate raged on hilariously in our house through the entire run of the show.  

Another memorable thing about True Blood was the show’s use of music.  In addition to the sexy, swampy theme song “Bad Things” performed by Jace Everett, the show is beautifully scored by Nathan Barr.  Also, notably, each episode is named for a song that describes something about the story and appears as part of it, usually as punctuation right as the end credits roll.  These are often classic and new classic songs from the likes of Dr. John, Neko Case and the Talking Heads. Some of these, along with notable other songs from within the episodes appear on 4 soundtrack albums that are still available on CD.

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During the height of its popularity, True Blood was known for a ton of merch and some really great marketing, and sometimes those two would go hand in hand.  Shortly after the show began, HBO began marketing bottles of actual, drinkable Tru Blood.  Okay, so it was blood orange soda, but the look and feel of the packaging was authentic to the show making it great for watch parties and collectors.  On the more traditional marketing front, the billboard and print ads for the show were always super distinctive and clever, opting for an attention grabbing image or phrase with the show’s signature red, black and white color scheme.  In the online/tv realm, there were several runs of “minisodes” used to bridge gaps between seasons.  The first was called A Drop of Blood and took place between seasons 2 and 3.  These 3 to 5 minute videos helped give viewers a look at smaller moments between the seasons.  In Eric and Pam’s, which was the first one released, we see them audition new dancers for Fangtastia and land on Yvetta, who we’d meet in season 3.  There was also an ongoing series of short videos that began in 2010 after season 3 and lasted until 2014 featuring Jessica.  These were vlog style videos in which our favorite redhead learned more about life as a vampire with Pam, Tara, Bill, and Ginger among her guests.

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Along with the soundtrack albums, the soda and of course DVDs of the seasons, fans of True Blood could take their pick from a slew of official and unofficial merchandise including more shirt designs than I can count, drinking and shots glasses, coffee mugs, a cookbook (which I own), a makeup line from Tarte cosmetics (which I wish I owned), and a line of Funko Pops.  Fun fact: I held off buying Pop figures for quite a long time until they made Eric and Pam, and then the floodgates opened up and I now have entirely too many. 

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True Blood also inspired several comic series. In both 2010 and 2012 IDW published comic series simply called True Blood, which were six and 14 issues respectively.  In 2011, there were two miniseries, also from IDW, True Blood: French Quarter and True Blood: Tainted Love, all of which spun off the TV show and used familiar characters.  But before all of that, there was True Blood: The Great Revelation.  This Top Cow comic was released in 2008 at ComicCon as a part of the pre-promotion for the show.  It’s a prequel to the show, and it’s the comic we’re going to look at here on Rotten Ink.

As a reminder, we comics on a scale of 1 to 4 and are looking for how well the comic stays to the source material, its entertainment value and its art and story. So get a refill on your Tru Blood (or maybe some New Blood), and get ready to do some bad things.

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True Blood: The Great Revelation # 1 ***
Released in 2008     Cover Price: Free    Top Cow     # 1 of 1

A centuries old vampire named Lamar is flying through the night sky on an airplane.  As his journey begins, he reflects on how strange it is for vampires to be out in the open and how Tru Blood is making that happen.  Lamar arrives in the Shinjuku District of Tokyo, recalling his first visit to Japan ages ago as he makes his way to his hotel. There he tells us more about the emergence of Tru Blood that led to the Great Revelation: when a group of Japanese vampires found out that human scientists were close to developing synthetic blood, they bought up the patents, invested in the company, and began to spread the word to vampires around the world.  Even now, however, Lamar isn’t sure that humanity is ready for vampires, and he recalls that his friend Samson was eager for integration between vampires and humans and paid for it with a stake through his heart.  Lamar finally arrives at the headquarters for the Yakonomo Corporation where he’s eager to show them a secret of his own.

The first thing I should tell you about this comic is that the story ends on a cliffhanger that was continued digitally as pre-promotion for the show.  Comic Con attendees in 2008 got the first read, and eventually these pages and the rest of the story were released weekly on HBO’s website to gear up for the show’s premiere.  Unfortunately, after lots of searching and several Wayback Machine fails, I was unable to find the rest of the pages beyond what’s in the physical comic, which is disappointing, but is also worth noting because some of the questions I have about the story may have been answered in those extra pages.  That said, I thought this was a really nice introduction to the larger mythos of True Blood.  I thought it was really smart to create a character that exists outside of the world of the show and to make the setting someplace other than Bon Temps because it didn’t fall into the clumsy trap of some prequel promo comics where the comic and show aren’t being written in sync so the characters feel off.  Lamar is a compelling character and the little glimpses of his backstory we got made me want to spend more time with him, and I definitely want to know more about the weapon he revealed in the last panel.  The backstory about the Great Revelation and origin of Tru Blood also felt really well in line with the show, albeit with a few elements missing – the vampire Kings and Queens are mentioned but the authority isn’t mentioned by name, likewise we only see vampires at the Yakonomo Corporation with no sign of Mr. Gus (or perhaps his father).  It is interesting that we get the name Yakonomo this early in the show’s history, however, as it’s only referred to as “a Japanese Corporation” onscreen until season six. 

The story is primarily told in “voiceover” style, which works nicely for this shorter story, especially since the whole point is to give a lot of background in only a few pages.  Jason Badower’s art is great, and the colors by Blond were particularly great because they captured the mood of the show and all of the early marketing materials ahead of the premiere.  Speaking of, there are several bonus pages that include a two-page interview with Alan Ball and several “ads” that tie into entities in the show and had accompanying web buildouts (some of which you can find on the Wayback Machine – yay!) like the American Vampire League and the Fellowship of the Sun. All told, this is a really great addition to the True Blood story, and fans of the show should have this in their collection.

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It’s almost dawn, when, unless you’re Billith, all vampires need to find a place to hide from the sun.  And it’s about time that I hand Rotten Ink back to Matt.  For his next update, he’ll be revisiting the world of horror fan films with another batch of movies to tell you about.  In the meantime, read a comic or two, support your local comic shop and bank blood, and avoid any and all vampire emergencies.